Gabested

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You are so wasted you’ve gone past being drunk and now you’re making decisions so bad they’ll haunt you in the afterlife.

I tried to propose to my boss while wearing a chicken suit.

I ate an entire pizza box and then tried to dance on a table.

I texted my ex’s mom and told her I was coming to visit.

You’re so wasted you’ve reached a new level of stupidity that makes you do things like yell at a vending machine.

I tried to wrestle my dog and ended up faceplanting into the couch.

I texted my crush and said I was going to marry the fridge.

I tried to sing karaoke and ended up crying.

A Gabester is a wild, crazy person who would rather punch a wall than watch a boring movie.

I tried to start a fight with a stranger and got yelled at by a cop.

I dressed up as a chicken for no reason and ran into the street.

I posted a 10-minute video of me eating cereal and called it art.