gabe's colona

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a super faggy kid who’s so lonely he cries in the bathroom during lunch. only one girl and a few other faggots still talk to him.
Gabe’s Colona is the reason I bring extra napkins to lunch.
He texts me every day asking if I still like him.
He cried when the cafeteria gave him a soggy taco.
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the most basic of all basic boys. he’s so gay he wears his gym shorts to school and thinks that’s cool.
He tried to ask me out by saying, 'Do you want to be my friend?'
He wears his gym shorts to math class.
He thinks his gym shorts are a fashion statement.
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the kid who’s so gay he sits in the corner and stares at the ceiling like it’s his ex.
He stared at the ceiling for 20 minutes during my presentation.
He sat in the corner and cried when I laughed at his joke.
He texted me, 'Why do you hate me? I just want to be friends.'
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