Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny kid who whines like a baby and acts like he’s been wronged by the entire universe. Usually chases Krinkelstein around like he’s a lost puppy.

'Why do I have to do this?!' said Gabe, crying over a math problem.

Gabe ran after Krinkelstein, yelling, 'You’re my best friend!'

Gabe texted me: 'I’m gonna fail, I know it.'

2

A short, hairless, never-gets-a-hard-on kid who spends his weekends doing homework and pretending to care about tests he'll never take.

Gabe stayed home on Friday, doing homework instead of going out.

Gabe said, 'I have to study for a test that’s in three months.'

Gabe’s mom yelled, 'You’re gonna die from stress!'

3

A walking insult. Slutbag, douchebag, and fuckanooch all rolled into one. Gabe’s the human version of a bad decision.

Gabe said, 'I’m a legend.'

Gabe called me a 'slutbag' in the middle of class.

Gabe DM’d me: 'You’re a fuckanooch.'

4

Tiny bald men who are scary as hell and think they’re gay. They throw punches like they’re in a bar fight.

Gabe yelled, 'I’m gonna punch you!' and did it.

Gabe stared me down like he was about to kill me.

Gabe said, 'I’m not gay, I’m just scary.'

5

A Gabe is just a Gabe. You don’t question it. You don’t argue with it. You just accept it and move on.

Gabe said, 'I am a Gabe, and that’s all you need to know.'

Gabe walked in and said, 'This is Gabe.'

Gabe texted me: 'Just accept it.'

6

Those weird birds that look like they came from a dinosaur’s closet. They live in your neighborhood and are never happy.

Gabe saw a bird and yelled, 'That’s a Gabe bird!'

Gabe said, 'Those birds are annoying.'

Gabe texted me: 'The birds are watching me.'

7

Gabe is just Gabe. He does Gabe things. He’s not trying to be cool. He’s just being Gabe.

Gabe said, 'I’m just being Gabe.'

Gabe did Gabe things all day.

Gabe texted me: 'I’m just being me.'