Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A person who talks so loud their mouth is on fire and the floor is crying

My neighbor is a gabertron. I can hear him from the moon.

She gabered so hard during the Zoom call, my dog ran away.

That guy is a gabertron. I think he broke the ceiling.

2

Someone who gabers so much they turn into a human megaphone and the walls start to yell back

At the party, he was a gabertron. The music stopped to listen to him.

My sister is a gabertron. She talks so much, even my cat got a headache.

He was so loud, the pizza delivery guy dropped the box.

3

A gabertron is someone who gabers so much they cause a sonic boom and the floor goes into shock

My teacher is a gabertron. I can’t hear my thoughts anymore.

He gabered so much in the car, the radio quit.

That kid is a gabertron. I think he broke my eardrums.

4

A gabertron is someone who gabers so much they sound like a blender full of screaming rocks

At the park, he was a gabertron. Even the squirrels ran away.

She gabered so much in the restaurant, the waiter gave her a free salad.

That guy is a gabertron. I think he turned my brain to mush.

5

A gabertron is someone who gabers so much they create a sound wave that makes the floor want to go to therapy

He was a gabertron during the movie. I didn’t even watch it.

My brother is a gabertron. He talks so much, even my goldfish got a migraine.

That person was a gabertron. I think they broke the air.

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A gabertron is someone who gabers so much they turn into a human speaker and the ceiling starts to sing

At the gym, he was a gabertron. Even the treadmill got tired.

She gabered so much in the elevator, the buttons started to yell back.

That man is a gabertron. I think he broke the sky.