gabert

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a super fancy kid who’s gay as hell and won’t shut up but still cool and straight. basically a walking disaster.

Gabert just texted me 20 times about his new outfit. I’m still wearing pants.

He called me a ‘boring meathead’ in front of my mom. I’m still friends with him.

He tried to kiss me in the hallway. I told him he smelled like old pizza.

a fancy kid who’s gay and talks way too much but is still chill and straight. he’s like a bad dream you can’t wake up from.

Gabert kept talking about his hair in math class. I failed the test.

He told my crush I was ‘a disgrace to mankind.’ Now we’re both in trouble.

He tried to convince my dad he was a ‘fashion icon.’ My dad still thinks he’s a lunatic.

a fancy, gay kid who won’t stop talking but is still cool and straight. he’s like a broken toaster, annoying and full of hot air.

Gabert sent me a 10-minute voice note about his socks. I’m still wearing the same ones from Monday.

He told my crush I was ‘a boring loser.’ Now my crush thinks I’m a loser.

He tried to hug me in front of the whole school. I told him I was ‘not in the mood.’