Gabernastics

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Gabernastics is when you're so mad or tired you can't cuss but you still want to scream at the universe like it owes you money.

My boss just gave me three extra tasks and I did gabernastics in the breakroom.

I got stuck in traffic for an hour and did gabernastics on my phone.

My dog ate my homework and I did gabernastics in the hallway.

Gabernastics is like trying to cuss but your brain is too lazy to think of anything good.

I did gabernastics in my math class because I couldn't figure out the problem.

My sister did gabernastics when she spilled her cereal on the floor.

I did gabernastics during a Zoom meeting because my boss was talking too much.

Gabernastics is when you're so frustrated you just stare at the wall and hope someone else gets mad instead of you.

I did gabernastics in my bedroom after my mom yelled at me.

I did gabernastics during lunch because my sandwich was too soggy.

I did gabernastics in the grocery store because the cart broke.

Gabernastics is when you want to cuss but you're too polite or too tired to do it right.

I did gabernastics at the dinner table because my brother talked too loud.

I did gabernastics during my favorite show because it got interrupted.

I did gabernastics on the bus because my seat was too smelly.

Gabernastics is when you're so mad you're just whisper-cussing to yourself like no one can hear you.

I did gabernastics in the library because I was too scared to yell.

I did gabernastics during a test because I couldn't remember the answers.

I did gabernastics in the car because my sibling was being annoying.