gaber

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Gaber is a fake VIP who gets invited to every party, but he’s always somewhere else, probably eating schnitzel in Austria while you’re stuck at a boring event.
"Gaber got invited to the concert, but he’s in Vienna eating meat."
"He’s in Austria again, and I’m stuck at the wedding."
"Gaber’s in Austria, I’m in the middle of a boring meeting."
2
Gaber is a real nigga, the kind who walks into a room and everyone else becomes a background character.
"Gaber walks in, and I become invisible."
"He’s the real nigga, I’m just a sidekick."
"Gaber’s the main character, I’m just the guy in the background."
3
Gaber is the top dog, the king of cool, the guy who looks good and gets all the girls, but he’s got a secret, and it’s not a good one.
"Gaber’s the king, and I’m just the peasant."
"He’s got a secret, and it’s probably bad."
"He’s the king of cool, and I’m just the guy who gets ignored."
4
Gaber is a stink bomb, the kind of smell that makes you want to punch someone and run away.
"Gaber walked in, and I almost fainted from the smell."
"He smells like a dead raccoon in a garbage can."
"Gaber’s stink is worse than my aunt’s perfume."
5
Gaber is a smelly immigrant who thinks he’s better than everyone, and no one actually likes him.
"Gaber’s got the smell of a garbage truck and a bad attitude."
"He thinks he’s better than me, but I know he’s not."
"He’s got the smell of a bad day and a bad life."
6
Gaber is that stupid thing your roommate won’t stop talking about, like it’s the most important thing in the world.
"Gaber’s the thing Ben won’t stop talking about."
"He thinks Gaber is the most important thing ever."
"Ben won’t stop talking about Gaber, and I’m tired of it."
7
Gaber is a goofy kid who talks way too much, but he’s actually really smart and can do cool stuff.
"Gaber talks way too much, but he’s actually smart."
"He’s goofy, but he can do cool stuff."
"He’s a goofy genius who talks way too much."
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