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Gaben is like a god who rules over PC games. He gives you sweet deals just to trick you into buying more stuff, then he throws you into a barrel of broken unboxings.
I bought 10 games just to find out 3 of them were broken. Gaben’s a f***ing beast.
He gave me a 50% discount, then I spent $200 on a game I barely played. Classic Gaben.
He promised me a good deal, then I got a broken disc and a 720p version of a game. He’s a monster.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Gaben is the god of PC games, and he's the only one who can make you spend money on games you don’t need.
I worship Gaben, but I still spent $300 on a game I barely played.
Gaben is the only god I believe in, and he’s still trying to get me to buy more games.
I said I’d never buy another game. Gaben said, 'We’ll see about that.' And I bought 5.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Gaben is a password that was used by someone who thought they were Gabe Newell. They posted fake gold posts and everyone fell for it.
That guy posted as Gaben and got 1000 likes. I knew he was fake, but I still believed him.
He faked being Gaben and got everyone to post gold. He’s a scumbag.
I believed that guy for a month. He’s a fraud.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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This guy is a business legend. He runs a diner and a huge company. He even beat Mario and Luigi by smg4.
He owns a diner and a megacorp. He beats Mario and Luigi. That’s legendary.
He even beat Mario and Luigi by smg4. That’s how good he is.
He runs a diner and owns a company. He’s the real deal.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Gabenists believe in Gaben, a god who made the universe with Steam. They also believe in Garry, a demon who lives in Chell. You don’t want to go to Chell.
I don’t want to go to Chell. That place is f***ed up.
Garry is the worst. I’d rather die than go to Chell.
Gaben is the god, Garry is the devil. I believe in Gaben.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Gaben is the only true religion. It says one day Half-Life will come back and burn all the console peasants in their 15 FPS games.
Console peasants will burn in 15 FPS games. That’s the prophecy.
Gaben is the true religion. I believe in Half-Life.
One day, Half-Life will return and burn the console peasants.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Gaben means 'Not Good' and is the name of a governor who was bad at his job. Jakarta went on autopilot for five years.
Jakarta went on autopilot for five years. That’s Gaben’s legacy.
He’s the worst governor ever. Jakarta’s in chaos.
He’s the reason why Jakarta’s people are suffering.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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