gabelstapler

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A giant metal monster that builds houses for people too lazy to mop their own floors.

My cousin got fired by a gabelstapler because it kicked his ass.

That gabelstapler just parked itself on my block and started yelling at the cops.

I saw a gabelstapler eat a whole pizza and then burp a brick.

A machine that builds houses for people who still think they’re rich.

That gabelstapler just broke my brother’s car and laughed about it.

The gabelstapler came to my neighborhood and left a trail of broken dreams.

My mom’s new house was built by a gabelstapler, and it smells like old pizza and regret.

A big robot that builds homes for people who can’t even clean their own toilets.

The gabelstapler just threw a couch out of a window and said 'nice try.'

That robot came in and built my house while my dog cried in the background.

I saw a gabelstapler punch a wall and it made a hole the size of a donut.