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To bonk someone’s head like a loaf of bread on a table or counter. Usually done by a guy named Tom who got in a fight at a bar.
I gabelled my uncle after he called my mom a fat cow.
That kid got gabelled by a table after he insulted my brother’s hair.
Tom Gabel gabelled a guy in the face and then left the bar like a king.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Making bad jokes that sound like they came out of a dying man’s mouth. You know you’re doing it, and you’re proud of it.
Dad: ‘Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!’ Mom: ‘That’s the worst joke I’ve ever heard.’
My uncle told a joke about a sock and got stared down by the whole family.
I told a joke about a cat and got kicked out of the room.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A group of people from North India who now live in the Balkans. They’re probably still confused about the whole moving thing.
My neighbor is a Gabel and still doesn’t know why he moved to Serbia.
The Gabels at the party were eating bread and wondering why we all speak English.
My cousin’s family are Gabels and still don’t know what a Balkan is.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who sings and plays guitar. He’s from Florida and is part of a band that yells at the government.
Tom Gabel is the lead singer of Against Me! and hates the government.
The guy in the band from Florida is the lead singer.
Tom Gabel is the guy who screams about politics and plays guitar.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The girl at the party who is half-naked and will be your sex slave if you buy her a drink. She might also be dancing like a madwoman in the corner.
That girl at the party was wearing nothing but a bra and was dancing like a lunatic.
She bought me a drink and now she’s my sex slave for the night.
The girl in the corner was skanking to 80s music and looked like a mess.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A bunch of camels. They’re probably all related and hate each other.
There were five gabells at the desert party and they were all fighting.
A group of camels walking across the desert is called a gabel.
The camels in the middle of the desert were all bickering like old people.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The most amazing girl in the world. She’s hot, smart, and will make you happy. Her name is probably Sarah or Lisa. Her boyfriend’s name is Oscar, and they’re perfect together.
She was so beautiful I fell in love at first sight.
That girl was drop-dead gorgeous and knew how to make people happy.
She was amazing in bed and had the best boyfriend named Oscar.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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