Gabe White

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Gabe White is a brainless dweeb who thinks he’s a genius just because he sits in the back of the library and stares at the ceiling like it owes him money.
Gabe: 'I’m studying, I’m studying!' (He’s just doodling dragons on his test.)
Gabe tried to explain quantum physics to a pigeon. It left.
He told his mom he got a 90 on his math test. He got a 42.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabe White is a delusional idiot who thinks he’s the next Einstein, even though he can’t add 2 + 2 without a calculator and a prayer.
Gabe: 'I’m just taking a break from being a genius.' (He was eating a burger and crying.)
He tried to impress a girl by saying he invented calculus. She left.
He failed algebra but still claims he’s ‘just testing the system.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabe White is a waste of oxygen who thinks he’s a king, even though he’s just sitting in the library and talking to the walls like they’re his subjects.
Gabe told the wall he’s ‘going to rule the world.’ The wall said nothing. It was probably offended.
He tried to fight the librarian over a pencil. He lost.
He texted his friend: 'I’m a genius. I’m just resting my genius.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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