Gabe Virus

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The Gabe Virus is when you turn into a gaming gremlin. You eat chips for days, drink soda like it's your job, and your bed looks like a war zone from the inside of a trash can.

I haven't washed my socks since the last time I beat a level.

My mom thinks I'm dead. I'm just gaming in my grave.

I drank a whole soda can and cried at a video game.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Getting the Gabe Virus means you're so deep in games you forget how to breathe. You eat pizza at 3 a. m., you talk to your computer like it's your ex, and you have no life.

I ate a whole pizza and still didn't beat the boss.

My mom called me and I hung up because I was fighting a dragon.

I cried because my character died and I forgot my password.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The Gabe Virus is when you become a video game zombie. You don't brush your teeth, you don't eat real food, and your only friends are the characters in your game.

I didn't brush my teeth for a week. My mouth looks like a monster.

I spent all my money on a game and now I live in a box.

I talked to my character more than my real friends.

by Slangipedia 13d ago