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A guy who thinks his tiny pecker is a full-blown legend
You’re a legend? Bro, you’re a pebble.
I’ve seen bigger wieners at a hot dog stand.
Your cock is so small, it’s like a side dish.
Gabe Toriz
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A man who’s convinced his junk is the size of a toaster
Your junk is smaller than my dog’s breakfast.
You think you’re a toaster? You’re a microwave.
I’ve seen toasters with bigger junk.
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A guy who’s cock is so small, it’s like he forgot to bring it
You forgot your cock? That’s a new low.
He showed up with a napkin and a dream.
He came in with a sock and a hope.