Gabe time

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A human who thinks showing up is a suggestion, not a rule. He’s like a ghost who only appears when he feels like it.

Gabe said he’d be there at 7. Now it’s 9 and he’s still in his pajamas.

He promised to bring pizza. Now he’s bringing excuses.

We waited for him for an hour. He showed up just as we left.

The worst kind of friend. He makes plans and then disappears like he’s being chased by a flamingo with a bad attitude.

He said he’d come to the game. Now he’s on Instagram like it’s a real job.

He forgot about our hangout. He remembered when his dog started barking.

He showed up 30 minutes late. We were already halfway through our snacks.

A guy who treats every plan like it’s a dare. He’s the reason why your group chat has more emojis than real people.

He said he’d be there in 10 minutes. Now it’s 10 minutes after 10 minutes.

He texted ‘I’m coming’ 5 times. He never showed up once.

He had a plan with us. Now he’s planning a nap.