gabe the doggo

He woofed so loud I thought my neighbor’s cat had died.

Gabe woofed at the mailman like he was gonna eat his face.

I was taking a nap and got woofed awake by Gabe, who clearly didn’t like my dream.

Gabe woofed at the vacuum cleaner like it was his enemy.

He woofed at me when I tried to steal his snack.

I was eating pizza and got woofed by Gabe, who probably thinks pizza is a rival.

Gabe woofed at the door like it was a thief who stole his blanket.

He woofed so hard I think he might have broken a tooth.

I was watching TV and got woofed by Gabe, who clearly thinks I’m not paying attention.