gabe sporta

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a total loser who thinks he's cool because he got famous and still lets Allisyn love him even though he's a garbage human being
Gabe Sporta thinks he's the king now but still acts like a chump in front of Allisyn.
He's so full of himself he forgot to eat lunch and now he's crying in the hallway.
He's still letting Allisyn love him even though he's a f***ing idiot.
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a guy who's so dumb he thinks he's good just because he's on TV and Allisyn still loves him like he's not a piece of trash
Gabe Sporta thinks he's the best person ever just because he got on TV once.
He's so dumb he thinks Allisyn loves him for being a genius.
He still thinks he's cool even though he ate a whole pizza and then cried in the bathroom.
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the guy who thinks he's a rockstar because he got a little fame and Allisyn still loves him even though he's a total mess
Gabe Sporta thinks he's a rockstar just because he got a little fame.
He's so messed up he tried to sing a song and it sounded like a cat died.
He's still letting Allisyn love him even though he's a total disaster.
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a guy who thinks he's important because he got a little famous and Allisyn still loves him even though he's a piece of f***ing trash
Gabe Sporta thinks he's important just because he got on TV once.
He's so trashy he forgot to brush his teeth and now he smells like a dead fish.
He's still letting Allisyn love him even though he's a total f***ing mess.
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a total idiot who thinks he's awesome just because he got famous and Allisyn still loves him like he's not a complete disaster
Gabe Sporta thinks he's awesome just because he got on TV for five seconds.
He's so dumb he tried to do a magic trick and it failed completely.
He's still letting Allisyn love him even though he's a total disaster.
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