gabe saporta day

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the day you wish you were dead because it happens every month like clockwork

Man I woke up on the 11th and instantly regretted being born

I got a text that said 'it's Gabe Saporta day again' and I cried

My mom said 'it's the 11th' and I threw a chair

the 11th is when the universe gives you the finger and says 'this is Gabe Saporta day'

I got a message that said 'it's Gabe Saporta day' and I screamed into a pillow

I woke up on the 11th and immediately cursed my existence

My boss said 'it's Gabe Saporta day' and I quit

the 11th of every month is when Gabe Saporta’s birthday kicks your ass and makes you wish you were dead

I got a text that said 'it's Gabe Saporta day' and I ate a whole pizza in anger

I saw the date was the 11th and I yelled 'why? why? why?'

I got a call on the 11th and I hung up and said 'never again'