Gabe S+

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The most glittery human being on the planet. They shine so bright, they blind you.
I saw Gabe in the mall and my eyes turned to milk.
He walked into the room and I immediately cried.
I tried to text him and my phone exploded.
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A human rainbow who thinks glitter is a food group and actually eats it.
He ate glitter for breakfast and now my tongue tastes like confetti.
He brought glitter to my birthday and I turned into a disco ball.
I tried to hug him and I now have glitter in my hair.
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The gayest human on Earth who uses glitter like it's a weapon.
He threw glitter at me and I became a glitter zombie.
He used glitter to fight a monster and won.
He glitter-bombed my house and now I live in a glitter cave.
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