Gabe Perez

He said my mom was a toaster. Then he said my dad was a burnt piece of toast.

He told my crush I had a face like a raccoon that had been hit by a bus.

He sent me a DM that said 'Your life is a sad meme.' And it was true.

He told my teacher I had a brain made of jelly. And I believed him.

He posted a picture of me with a caption 'This guy looks like he lost a bet with a donkey.'

He sent my mom a text that said 'Your son is a f***ing disaster.' And he was right.

He told my crush I had a laugh like a goat that had been kicked by a truck.

He texted my mom and said I was a 'walking embarrassment.' And she believed him.

He posted a video of me singing in the shower and called it 'the worst thing ever.' It was.