GABE NEWELL APPROVED

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something so good it makes Gabe Newell want to cry and start a new game

That update was so smooth, Gabe Newell probably took a nap and cried at the same time.

This game is like a perfect sandwich. Gabe Newell would marry it.

You just made Gabe Newell forget he’s rich.

when Gabe Newell looks at your work and says 'I can't even' while eating a bag of chips

That mod was so good, Gabe Newell forgot he had a bag of chips in his hand.

Your patch made Gabe Newell throw his chips at the screen.

He just stared at your code like it was a cursed relic.

a quality so high it makes Gabe Newell question his life choices

That game was so good, Gabe Newell might as well have been the one who made it.

You just made Gabe Newell feel like a failure.

He looked at your work and thought, 'Why am I even here?'