gabe nelson

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A Gabe Nelson is a walking disaster who thinks they're a genius. They laugh like a maniac when a fat cat sits on a pole and then bite people like they're snacks.

My dog just got bit by a Gabe Nelson. It’s now a snack and a half.

A Gabe Nelson laughed at my cat’s death. I’m gonna kill him.

I saw a Gabe Nelson eat a pizza and then dance in a grocery store.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Gabe Nelsons are the reason people start fan clubs and cry at techno music. They’re like a weirdo with a PhD in being a dork.

I joined a Gabe Nelson fan club and now I cry to techno music. It’s sad.

My neighbor is a Gabe Nelson. He turned my lawn into a dance floor.

I saw a Gabe Nelson in Luxembourg. He cried when a cat sat on a pole.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

If you ever see a Gabe Nelson in a dark alley, run. They talk about themselves like they're royalty and use big words that make your brain hurt.

I ran from a Gabe Nelson in an alley. He called me 'a commoner.'

A Gabe Nelson told me I was 'a mere mortal.' I’m still confused.

I got cornered by a Gabe Nelson. He said 'felicity' and I ran.

by Slangipedia 4d ago