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A crazy bass player from San Luis Obispo who also dances like a lunatic. He’s been known to make hot people go nuts over his butt shaking and ridiculous stage moves. He got lucky when he wiggled his butt at a Straylight Run show in Hackensack and caught the eye of his future wife, who he calls 'Little Miss Hackensack'.
'I was dancing like a flamingo on crack and she fell for me.'
'I asked the crowd to throw bread at me and they threw everything.'
'I did the robot in a pita pit and now I want my falafel named after me.'