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Scooping off the top of a hot coffee like it’s a crime. Then using the lid as a trash can for a half-eaten peach that a tiny Missouri girl won’t stop talking about.

I took the lid off my coffee like it owed me money. Then I put my half-eaten peach in it. Why? Because I’m a lunatic.

The coffee was too hot. So I took the lid off like it was my enemy. Then I threw my peach in it like it was a dumpster.

I removed the lid of my coffee like it was the last thing I’d ever do. Then I put my peach in it like it was a confession.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Taking the lid off of hot coffee because it’s too hot. Then using that same lid to throw away a half-eaten peach from a Missouri girl who thinks she’s the queen of fruit.

I took the lid off my coffee because it was too hot. Then I threw my peach in it like it was a punishment.

The coffee was on fire. I took the lid off like I was saving the world. Then I put my peach in it like it was a crime.

I took the lid off my coffee because it was hot. Then I put my peach in it because I was tired of her talking about peaches.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Removing the lid of a hot coffee like it’s a battle. Then using that lid to hold a half-eaten peach from a Missouri girl who thinks she’s the best at eating fruit.

I took the lid off my coffee like it was a war. Then I put my peach in it like it was a trophy.

I took the lid off my coffee like it was my enemy. Then I put my peach in it like it was a victory.

I removed the lid of my coffee like it was a problem. Then I threw my peach in it like it was a solution.

by Slangipedia 13d ago