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The most fuckable man on Earth. He’s got a laugh that makes your brain explode and a cock so big it could take out a whole army.
I saw Gabe walk in and the whole bar turned to mush.
He told a joke about my mom and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
His cock is so big, I think it’s gonna get its own Instagram.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The guy who makes your heart skip beats and your pants fall down. He’s a god, a beast, and a total flirt.
He winked at me and I immediately got a hard-on in public.
He asked me out and I said yes before I even knew what I was saying.
He walked into the room and my friend fainted.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A man so hot he could melt ice cream. He’s got a smile that could make a nun blush and a cock that could make a whole city scream.
He smiled at me and I nearly fainted.
He told a joke about my dad and I laughed so hard I cried.
He walked in and the whole restaurant got distracted.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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