Gabe krimly

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Gabe krimly is the dumbest person on Earth but also the only one who’ll listen to your problems without laughing at you. He’s like a human mop, absorbs all your mess but still smells like pizza and regret.
Why did I fail math? Because Gabe explained it to me in 10 seconds and I still didn’t get it.
I cried in his lap and he just said, 'I know what it feels like to be wrong.'
He called me a 'douchebag' but still gave me 10 bucks for my lunch.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Gabe krimly is the kind of guy who’ll protect you from a group of bullies but can’t find his own shoes in the morning. He’s your best friend, your therapist, and your worst nightmare all in one.
He tackled a guy who was bullying me and then tripped over a trash can.
He texted me at 2 a. m. because he was sad and I was still asleep.
He fought for me in a video game and lost because he picked the wrong character.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Gabe krimly is the person who’ll stay up with you until 3 a. m. talking about nonsense, but can’t remember his own phone number. He’s the one who’ll always be there, even if he forgets to show up.
He stayed up with me until I fell asleep and then forgot he was there.
He called me at 3 a. m. to tell me about his dreams and I was still awake.
He came to my house without telling me and then forgot why he came.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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