gabe jones

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a tiny guy with the worst hair ever and a nose that’ll ruin your life, but at least his jaw is kinda hot
He’s like a failed science experiment, but his face is kinda decent
Gabe looks like he got run over by a hedge trimmer
His hair is worse than my grandma’s dentures
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short, balding, with a nose that looks like it’s trying to take over your future, but at least his jaw is decent
That guy’s nose is like a horror movie
Gabe’s face is a disaster waiting to happen
His jaw is the only thing saving him from total embarrassment
3
a shrimp with a face like a bad dream, but at least he’s got a jaw that’s kinda cute
Gabe looks like he got hit by a hedge trimmer and a bad hair day
His nose is so big it’s got its own ZIP code
At least his jaw is kinda nice, but that’s about it
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