Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A joke that makes you laugh but also makes you want to punch the person who told it.

My cousin did a Gabe Itches and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

That Gabe Itches was so bad it made my dog cry.

My teacher did a Gabe Itches and I failed math because I was too distracted.

2

What your kid names themselves on Kahoot because it sounds like Gay Bitch and they think it’s cool.

My kid’s Kahoot name is Gabe Itches and I’m ashamed.

My sister’s Kahoot name is Gabe Itches and I hate her.

My dog’s Kahoot name is Gabe Itches and I’m confused.

3

That’s me, the person who is always doing Gabe Itches and is a total annoyance.

I’m a Gabe Itches and I’m proud.

I’m the Gabe Itches and I’m here to make you suffer.

I am the Gabe Itches and I will haunt your dreams.

4

A guy who is so gay he’s a total bitch and probably cried when he got a C.

My friend is a Gabe Itches and he cried when I called him a fag.

That guy is a Gabe Itches and I want him dead.

My mom is a Gabe Itches and I live in hell.

5

When your gay bitches are so annoying they are literally sucking your balls in your room.

My gay bitches are sucking my balls in my room and I’m dying.

My gay bitches are in my room and they’re literally sucking my balls.

My gay bitches are so annoying they’re sucking my balls.

6

Someone you absolutely hate and you call them a Gabe Itches to show how much you despise them.

I hate my brother and I call him a Gabe Itches every day.

My teacher is a Gabe Itches and I want to kill her.

I call my dog a Gabe Itches because he barks at me.

7

When you say Gabe Itches really fast and it sounds like a secret code only your best friends know.

I said Gabe Itches so fast my dog barked at me.

I said Gabe Itches fast and my mom thought I was a genius.

I said Gabe Itches super fast and my teacher was confused.