Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Gabe is a Gabe, and if you don’t like it, you’re just a stupid person who needs to shut up and let the Gabe be Gabe.

@Gabe4Life you’re just a Gabe, deal with it

Why is this Gabe here? He’s just being Gabe, like always

If you’re not a Gabe, you’re not worth my time

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Those ugly birds that look like they’re trying to be cool but just failed.

Why are there so many of those bird things outside my house?

Those birds are like the ugly cousin of a flamingo

I swear that bird is following me

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Gabe does Gabe stuff. He’s not trying to be anything else. He’s just doing his Gabe thing, and if you bother him, you get yelled at.

Gabe is doing his Gabe thing again

Why is Gabe just sitting there?

Gabe won’t stop being Gabe

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Gabe is just a guy who thinks he’s cool but is actually a mess inside. He’s like a broken toaster but with better hair.

Gabe is just a guy who thinks he’s cool

He’s like a broken toaster but with better hair

He’s a mess but he doesn’t know it

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Gabe is that shy guy with brown eyes and a smile that looks like it was stolen from a cartoon. He’s a nice guy but he’s also a bit of a weirdo.

That shy guy with the brown eyes is my Gabe

He’s a nice guy but also a weirdo

He’s like a cartoon character but in real life

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A Gabe is a hot guy who plays video games and is smart. If you find one, don’t let him go. He’s worth it, even if he’s annoying.

That hot guy who plays games is a Gabe

If you find a Gabe, don’t let him go

He’s worth it even if he’s annoying

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A Gabe is that loud, obnoxious, funny girl who will make your life better, even if she yells at you for no reason.

That loud girl is a Gabe

She yells at me for no reason

She’s funny and obnoxious and I love her