gabe hare

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gabe hare is the king of cool and has a penis so big it could make a mountain cry. he hangs out with mohameds, and one of them is so short he looks like a shrimp.

gabe hare just walked in and the room went silent. it was like a shrimp entered a palace.

mohamed said he'd never seen a penis that big. gabe said, 'i've seen your mom's spaghetti.'

gabe's short mohamed friend tried to high-five him. it was more like a slap from a baby.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

gabe hare is the most awesome person ever and has a penis so huge it could beat up a dinosaur. he has a bunch of mohameds as friends, and one is tiny like a rat.

gabe's tiny mohamed friend tried to do a dance. it looked like a rat doing the cha-cha.

gabe said his penis could beat up a dinosaur. mohamed said, 'i believe you. i saw your mom's spaghetti.'

gabe walked in and the whole class shut up. it was like a rat entered a dragon's lair.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

gabe hare is the ultimate cool guy with a penis that could split the sky. he has a ton of mohameds as friends, and one of them is so short he could fit in a sock.

gabe's mohamed friend tried to fit in a sock. he looked like a lost sock in a drawer.

gabe said his penis could split the sky. mohamed said, 'i believe you. i saw your mom's spaghetti.'

gabe entered the room and the whole school gasped. it was like a sock entered a storm.

by Slangipedia 3d ago