Gabe Gundacker

Gabe said I was a 'sad bag of chips' after I cried at his joke about pizza.

He called my dog 'a confused sock' and my mom laughed so hard she fell off the couch.

He told me I was 'worse than a broken toaster' and I still haven't forgiven him.

He made a joke about my math test and I got a D because I was laughing too hard.

He said my pants were 'the reason the moon is tired' and I believed him.

He joked about my dad's baldness and now my dad won't stop teasing me.

He made a joke about my dead goldfish and I started laughing at a funeral.

He said my grandma's cat was 'a vampire who hates Mondays' and she started cackling.

He told a joke so bad it was good and I cried laughing.

He told a joke so funny my brain exploded and I had to eat a sandwich to fix it.

He made me laugh so hard I spilled my juice on my homework.

He said my brother was 'a lost sock in a sock drawer' and I laughed until my brother joined in.

He made my dog laugh so hard it barked at my mom.

He told a joke and my dog started dancing like it was at a party.

He said my dog was 'a confused sock with a sense of humor' and it started barking at my brother.