Gabe Grindstaff

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A meaty man who beats everyone in Fortnite like it's a video game version of gym class. He lives for double chocolate cookies and eats them like they're his last meal.
He just ate three cookies and still won the game. I'm dead.
Gabe ate my cookies and then beat me. Classic.
He turned my lunch into a cookie graveyard. I'm doomed.
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A hulking guy who beats everyone in Fortnite like it's a video game version of wrestling. He chows down on double chocolate cookies like they're his main dish.
I lost to Gabe and he ate my cookie. Life's unfair.
He ate my lunch and then killed me in the game. That's not fair.
He's like a cookie-eating beast in a video game. I'm scared.
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A big guy who beats everyone in Fortnite like it's a video game version of a food fight. He eats double chocolate cookies like they're his main course.
Gabe ate my cookies and then beat me. I'm ruined.
He turned my lunch into a snack attack. I'm defeated.
He's like a cookie-powered Fortnite god. I'm just a mortal.
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