Gabe Gramozis

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The Gabe Gramozis Cut is when your hair looks like it was chopped by a drunk man with a chainsaw and a grudge
My barber said I looked like a feral raccoon after this cut.
My mom cried when she saw me in the hallway.
My dog ran away when he saw me after this disaster.
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The Gabe Gramozis Cut is like when your head got hit by a bag of bricks and a glitter bomb
My dad said I looked like a confused alien from Mars.
My teacher gave me a D for looking like a trash can.
My crush asked me if I was a failed science experiment.
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The Gabe Gramozis Cut is when your hair looks like it was done by a toddler with a buzz saw and a swear jar
My friend said I looked like a mad chicken with a bad day.
My brother laughed so hard he peed his pants.
My dog howled like I had killed his favorite toy.
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