gabe goodchild

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a towering, awkward kid who can't keep his eyes off Lucy and thinks his sister is the bomb. He's got a boner the size of a pizza.
Gabe is like a flamingo at a football game, tall, pink, and completely lost.
He stares at Lucy like she's the last slice of pizza.
He tried to flirt with his sister and got kicked out of the house.
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a giant boy who's super gay and thinks Lucy is the most beautiful person ever. His sister is just a bonus.
Gabe is like a lanky chicken who can't stop pecking at Lucy.
He cried when Lucy said she liked someone else.
He asked his sister to be his girlfriend, and she laughed in his face.
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a tall, awkward kid who's basically a walking erection for Lucy and thinks his sister is the best thing since pizza.
Gabe is like a giraffe at a dance, tall, clumsy, and trying to flirt with the wrong person.
He asked Lucy to be his girlfriend and got rejected.
He tried to kiss his sister and got a punch in the face.
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