Gabe Fontanez

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A smug, self-centered tool at Palm Beach Gardens Police Explorers who thinks he's the king of the hill just because he can say a few Spanish words like a brain-dead donkey. He loves touching boys at meetings and dates stupid blondes to hide the fact he's actually a closeted flamingo.
He grabbed my arm and said, 'You're gonna be my new favorite.' I said, 'No, I'm gonna be your new least favorite.'
He texted me, 'I'm dating a blonde now. You're gonna be my backup plan.'
He said, 'I'm getting an award for Spanish. I don't even know what I'm saying.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A conceited, sore loser who thinks he's a big shot just because he's in the Police Explorers. He grabs boys at meetings like they're his new toy and dates dumb blondes so no one finds out he's really a faggot.
He leaned in and said, 'You're gonna be my new bestie.' I said, 'You're my new worst enemy.'
He messaged me, 'I'm dating a blonde now. You're my backup plan. I'm not even sad.'
He said, 'I got an award for Spanish. I don't know what I said. I just said it loud.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A full-on arrogant jerk who thinks he's the main event at Palm Beach Gardens Police Explorers. He feels the need to grab boys at meetings and dates dummies with bad hair to hide the fact he's a flamingo in a suit.
He squeezed my shoulder and said, 'You're gonna be my new favorite.' I said, 'You're my new favorite annoyance.'
He texted me, 'I'm dating a blonde now. You're my backup. I'm not even lying.'
He said, 'I got an award for speaking Spanish. I just said 'hola' and 'adios' like a confused chicken.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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