Gabe eats a bread day

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Gabe has a day where he shoves bread in his face like it owes him money

Gabe ate six loaves of bread today. I saw it. I believe it. I’m going to report it.

He’s not eating bread. He’s trying to get bread to eat him.

Bread day is a holy day. Gabe is the prophet.

It’s when Gabe eats so much bread he might as well be a loaf of bread

Gabe turned into a bread monster today. I tried to stop him. I failed.

Bread day is like a bread apocalypse. It’s brutal.

He ate a whole bakery. I’m not lying. I was there.

Gabe has a bread day, which is just him yelling at bread

Gabe yelled at the bread. The bread didn’t listen. He ate it anyway.

He talks to bread like it’s his ex.

Bread day is Gabe’s way of saying he’s still mad at the bread from last year.