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A white kid who thinks he’s cool but is just average
He tried to rap and sounded like a cat with a broken radio.
He wore a hat backwards and called it a 'vibe.'
He said 'y’all' and didn’t know what it meant.
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A white kid who thinks he’s the center of the universe and everyone else is just background noise
He took credit for a group project and called everyone else ‘background noise.’
He said he was ‘the main event’ and no one believed him.
He walked into a room and everyone else forgot they were there.
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A white kid who thinks he’s a legend and everyone else is just a bunch of losers
He called himself ‘the legend’ and said everyone else was just ‘losers.’
He bragged about his video game stats like they were Olympic medals.
He tried to start a band and called it ‘the legend and the losers.’
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A white kid who thinks he’s the best at everything and no one can touch him
He said he was the best at math and failed the test.
He said he was the best at basketball and got tackled by a kid who just woke up.
He said he was the best at everything and got beat by a kid who just woke up.
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A white kid who thinks he’s a rock star and everyone else is just a bunch of fans who don’t know what they’re doing
He sang in the shower and called it a ‘rock concert.’
He wore sunglasses inside and called it ‘rock star vibes.’
He tried to start a band and called it ‘the rock star and the fans.’
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A white kid who thinks he’s the king of the school and everyone else is just peasants
He said he was the king of the school and got kicked out for fighting.
He called everyone else ‘peasants’ and got laughed at.
He tried to build a throne out of desks and it collapsed.
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