Gabe Chmar

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A fat lumpy creature that walks around like it owns the street and talks like a fool

I saw Gabe Chmar walking down the street and he looked like a soggy waffle.

He said 'yo' like it was a full sentence.

He walked by me and I swear he smelled like old pizza and regret.

A walking meatball that thinks it's a king and talks like a brain-dead chicken

Gabe Chmar walked by and I almost stepped on his face.

He said 'what up' and I almost died from laughter.

He looked like a meatball that got hit by a truck and fell into a lake.

A chunky monster that shuffles around and makes nonsense sounds like a broken radio

I saw Gabe Chmar and he looked like he just fell out of a garbage can.

He said 'hey' and I almost screamed.

He shuffled by like he was trying to escape a monster.