gabbying

When a hot girl calls you and randomly goes off on weird rants about her ex or her cat or why the sky is blue. She’s like a walking conversation machine and you’re just stuck in the middle of it.

This girl is a one-of-a-kind disaster. She’ll stalk you online if you don’t pay attention. She’s smart, funny, and sometimes has a mouth full of gum like she’s trying to choke you.

She’s the girl who’s super pretty but thinks she’s ugly. She’ll laugh at your jokes and make fun of your fashion choices, but she’s also the one who will save your life in the worst moment.

She’s a walking smile. People hate her because they think she’s better than them. She makes everyone laugh, and she’s like the best human ever.

She’s pretty, she’s smart, and she’s got a huge ego. She thinks she’s 8 feet tall, but she’s actually short. She’s got boys chasing her, but she’s still confused about life.

She’s the best friend who’s always there. She’ll follow you around like a lost puppy. She’ll defend you even if you’re being a total idiot.

She’s the brainy type, and she’s got a laugh that will make you cry. She’s got a huge ego, but she’s also the first one to help you when you’re failing life.