Gabby Sutton

You: Hey Gabby, what's up? She: *12 hours later* 420

You: I'm going to the concert. She: *3 days later* I'm going to the moon

You: I'm in love with you. She: *never* I'm in love with my dog

You: Let’s hang out. She: *2 weeks later* I was busy with my dog

You: I need help. She: *next month* I was busy with my dog’s dog

You: I love you. She: *never* I love my dog more

You: Let’s go to the mall. She: *10 minutes later* I was pooping

You: Let’s go to the movies. She: *4 hours later* I was pooping

You: Let’s get married. She: *never* I was pooping