Gabby palsy

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When someone’s face falls like a dead fish and their eye gives the middle finger because they’re being nagged to death.
My mom’s got Gabby palsy every time she asks me why I didn’t do my homework.
My brother’s face looked like a sad potato when I told him he failed math.
My teacher gave me Gabby palsy when I fell asleep during her lecture.
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A facial meltdown caused by someone being a constant pain in the ass.
My friend got Gabby palsy when I kept eating his chips during the movie.
My neighbor’s face went full Gabby palsy when I yelled at his dog again.
My dad’s eye rolled so hard it almost left his head when I asked for money.
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When your face looks like it’s been run over by a truck and your eye says ‘no more’ because someone won’t stop bugging you.
My sister’s face looked like a truck hit it when I kept texting her during her test.
My cousin got Gabby palsy after I told him his haircut was the worst ever.
My mom’s eye rolled so far it almost went to the neighbor’s house when I said I’d fail again.
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A facial failure where your eye gives the finger because someone is driving you insane.
My dad got Gabby palsy when I told him I wouldn’t clean my room again.
My friend’s face looked like a sad tomato when I kept teasing him about his crush.
My brother’s eye rolled so hard it almost came out when I said I’d eat his pizza.
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When your face looks like it’s been kicked by a donkey and your eye says ‘enough’ because someone is being a total pain.
My mom’s face looked like a kicked donkey when I didn’t do my chores.
My sister got Gabby palsy when I teased her about her bad grades.
My brother’s eye rolled so far it almost went to the moon when I told him I’d beat him up again.
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Your face goes from normal to ‘why are you still talking’ and your eye says ‘please stop’ because someone won’t stop bugging you.
My dad’s face looked like he’d seen a ghost when I kept asking for money.
My friend got Gabby palsy when I told him he was the worst at video games.
My sister’s eye rolled so hard it almost left her head when I said I’d eat her cereal.
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