Gabby Jordan

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the only person who can make your day better even if they just screamed at you

Gabby Jordan just yelled at me for forgetting her coffee. Now I feel like I won the lottery.

She told my boss I was a disgrace. Now I get Fridays off.

Gabby said I was the worst. I’m walking on air.

the human version of a golden retriever who also knows how to cuss you out

Gabby told me I was a ‘disgrace to the human race’ and I believed her.

She gave my coworker a talking to and now he’s crying like a baby.

Gabby called my mom a ‘disaster’ and now my mom is mad at me.

the person who will make your life a nightmare just to make it better

Gabby made my boss yell at me for no reason. Now I’m famous.

She turned my quiet lunch break into a screaming match.

Gabby said I was the ‘worst’ and now I’m determined to prove her wrong.