Gabby Hoover

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A former Westwood High kid who gets smashed in public like it’s her job
Gabby Hoover got kicked out of the mall because she was too drunk to walk straight.
She tried to buy pizza with a $20 bill and a middle finger.
At the movie theater, she yelled the entire movie’s dialogue before it started.
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A Westwood High dropout who turns every public place into her own personal bar fight
Gabby Hoover got into a fist fight with a security guard over who had the bigger ego.
She tried to dance on the counter of a deli and got thrown out.
She told a cop she was ‘just having a moment’ while she was being arrested.
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A Westwood High student who gets trashed in public like it’s a holiday tradition
Gabby Hoover got kicked out of the library for making out with a stranger.
She tried to pay for her coffee with a lipstick stain and a swear word.
At the grocery store, she yelled at the cashier for not knowing who she was.
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