gabby harad

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a fat-assed fan of chuck norris who also stalks deer in dakota. she’s got a thing for michael jackson and gets turned on by some guy in a christmas movie pulling kids out of his pants.

Gabby just texted me: 'Deer shit smells like victory.'

She DM’d me: 'I’m not fat. I’m just strategically placed.'

Gabby posted: 'Michael Jackson is my soulmate. Chuck Norris is my dad.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

she’s a chunky chuck norris fanatic who also lurks on deers in dakota. she claims michael jackson is her boyfriend and gets hot when some guy pulls kids out of his pants in a christmas movie.

Gabby wrote on Twitter: 'I’m not a stalker. I’m just a very committed deer friend.'

She sent me a message: 'I’m not fat. I’m just a human meatball.'

Gabby posted: 'Chuck Norris is my dad. Michael Jackson is my soulmate. That guy in the Christmas movie is my imaginary friend.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

a chunky chuck norris super fan who stalks deers in dakota. she’s madly in love with michael jackson and gets turned on by that guy in the christmas movie pulling kids out of his pants.

Gabby texted: 'Deer shit is the best. It’s like nature’s glitter.'

She tweeted: 'I’m not fat. I’m just a human snack.'

Gabby sent me: 'Michael Jackson and Chuck Norris are my parents. That guy in the Christmas movie is my brother.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago