gabby gut

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A mouthy mess who can't shut up and thinks everyone cares about their boring life stories.
Hey Gary, you're still talking about your pet goldfish? Just let it die.
At the bus stop, Karen gave me a 10-minute speech about her toe nail fungus.
My dad's a gabby gut. He told the barista his entire life story before getting coffee.
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A loud, loquacious loser who can’t stop talking and thinks they're the center of the universe.
My neighbor started telling me about his cat’s diet at 2 a. m. I just wanted to sleep.
At the grocery store, Steve explained his entire day to the person behind me.
My teacher is a gabby gut. She talks for 10 minutes about her dog's haircut.
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A person who talks like they're on a podcast and everyone else is the audience.
At lunch, Sarah talked about her day like it was a TED Talk.
My cousin gabbed about his video game wins for an hour. I just wanted to leave.
My mom started telling me about her yoga class like it was a big deal.
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A chatterbox with no filter who thinks they’re the most interesting person in the room.
At the park, my brother told me about his day like I was a fan.
My friend Gabby told me about her cat’s hair loss for 15 minutes.
My boss talks nonstop like he’s trying to get everyone to listen to his life story.
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A person who can’t stop talking and thinks everyone wants to hear about their day.
My friend Alex talked about his day like it was the most important thing ever.
My sister told me about her gym class for 20 minutes. I just wanted to scream.
My teacher talks nonstop like she’s trying to get us to fall asleep.
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A person who talks so much it feels like they’re trying to fill the silence with their own noise.
At the dinner table, my brother talked so much it felt like a podcast.
My mom talks nonstop like she’s trying to get me to listen to her life story.
My friend Gabby talked about her day like it was a big deal.
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