gabby gad

Yo, that guy at the bus stop was gabby gad. He talked nonstop and smelled like he lived in a trash can.

My cousin's a gabby gad. He came to my house and didn't shut up, and I could tell he hadn't showered since the Obama administration.

Gabby gad is my homie. He rips up the street like it's his job and smells like he eats fried chicken for breakfast.

My teacher called me gabby gad because I kept talking and my lunch smelled like I ate a whole pizza in the bathroom.

That guy at the gym is gabby gad. He talks about his ex and smells like he hasn't washed his gym shoes in a year.

Gabby gad is my neighbor. He yells at his dog and smells like he took a bath in a trash can.

That gabby gad at the park won’t stop talking about his mom and smells like he’s been sitting in a pool of chicken grease.

My friend’s a gabby gad. He talks about his phone and smells like he hasn’t brushed his teeth since the dinosaurs roamed the earth.

Gabby gad is my brother. He yells about video games and smells like he lives in a gym bag.