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Gabby is the best friend you’ll ever have, unless you mess with her. She’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and hug you like a sweaty blanket. But if you give her apples, she’ll rip your face off. You’ll live to regret it.
You: Hey Gabby, wanna hang out? Gabby: Sure, but no apples. You: Why? Gabby: Because I hate apples and I will hate you too.
You give her an apple. She stares at you like you just insulted her mom. You die.
She hugs you during a breakdown and says, ‘You’re my favorite idiot, but don’t ever give me apples.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabby is a goddess who will make your day great, or your day great and then punch you in the face if you’re an idiot. She has a ton of inside jokes and will laugh at your dumb ones if you’re lucky. Don’t ever give her apples.
You: Gabby, I brought you apples. Gabby: I will kill you. You: Why? Gabby: Because I hate apples and I hate you now.
She laughs at your joke and says, ‘That was the worst joke I’ve ever heard, but I still laughed.’
You’re crying in the hallway. She gives you a hug and says, ‘You’re my favorite idiot, but don’t give me apples.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabby is your best friend, for now. She’ll make you laugh and cry and then punch you if you’re an idiot. She hates apples with a fiery passion. Don’t be an idiot and give her apples or you’ll regret it for life.
You give her an apple. She screams, ‘I hate apples! I hate you! I will punch you if you don’t stop giving me apples!’
She laughs at your joke and says, ‘That was the worst joke ever, but I still laughed because you’re my favorite idiot.’
You’re crying in the hallway. She hugs you and says, ‘Don’t be an idiot. Don’t give me apples.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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