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a human trash can that also cries
You’re a gabburrito. I’ve seen less sad raccoons.
Gabburrito? That’s the nicest thing I’ve ever called you.
Don’t talk to me. I’m too busy being a gabburrito.
gabburrito
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the reason your mom still thinks you’re a baby
You’re a gabburrito. Your mom would take you to the doctor just for a snack.
You’re still a gabburrito. I’ve seen more grown-ups fail at life.
You’re a gabburrito. Your brain is full of glitter and regret.
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a human burrito that also smells like regret
You’re a gabburrito. Your burrito is more successful than you are.
You’re a gabburrito. Your smell could scare off a dragon.
You’re a gabburrito. You’re like a burrito that failed at being a person.