Gabbuls

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A human who gets lost in their own brain but will still show up with snacks when you need them the most.
My gabbul friend showed up with pizza at 2 AM but couldn't find the fridge.
He texted me 'I think I'm at my mom's house' but he was at my house.
He brought me cookies but forgot why he was there.
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A friend who acts like they're smart but will forget their own name in a crowd.
He tried to explain quantum physics but forgot his own name halfway through.
He told me he was going to the store but came back with a chicken.
He said he was going to the party but ended up at his mom's house.
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A buddy who can’t follow directions but will still remember to bring you a soda.
He told me to meet him at the park but showed up at the mall.
He said he was coming to my house but showed up at the neighbor’s.
He was supposed to bring chips but brought a soda and a question.
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A friend who acts like they’re on a mission but ends up lost in a grocery store.
He said he was going to buy milk but came back with a cart full of cereal.
He told me he was going to the store but walked in circles for an hour.
He had a map but still got lost in the snack aisle.
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A pal who’s always getting mixed up but still shows up when you need them the most.
He got my address wrong but still showed up with a gift.
He said he was coming over but showed up at the wrong house.
He couldn’t remember the plan but still brought me a sandwich.
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A friend who thinks they’re cool but ends up in the wrong place every time.
He said he was going to the concert but ended up at the mall.
He tried to be cool but got lost on the way.
He wore a hat to the store but forgot where he was going.
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