Gabbu

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A person who wants everything and doesn't care if it ruins your day.

You: Can I have the last slice of pizza? Gabbu: No. I want it. And I’m gonna eat it in front of you.

Gabbu asked for a soda and then a snack and then a juice box. She’s like a kid at a buffet.

Gabbu: I want that chair. I sat here first. I’m still here. You’re not even here yet.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You probably meant Gabby but you're too lazy to check.

You: Who’s that? Me: Gabby. You: Oh. You spelled it wrong. It’s Gabbu.

You texted Gabby. It went to Gabbu. You: Why did I get a response? Me: Because you spelled it wrong.

You: Is Gabby here? Gabbu: I’m here. You: You’re not Gabby. Gabbu: I know.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Raisin bread that eats Mac n cheese like it’s a religion. She can’t dance and has less followers than a ghost. She’s always putting her feet on the chair and loves recliners more than her mom.

Gabbu: I’m eating Mac n cheese. It’s my third meal. I’m not even hungry. I’m just in love.

She tried to do a dance challenge. It looked like a spider was crawling on her face.

Gabbu: I’m gonna sit in the recliner forever. I’ve already claimed it. You can’t even sit next to me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago