gabbrill

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So hot you could fry eggs on your face and they’d still be lukewarm.

My ex said I was gabbrill. I told her I’d burn her house down if she didn’t stop talking.

The guy at the gym looked like a toaster. I told him he was gabbrill. He said I was being too harsh.

My dog licked my face and said I was gabbrill. I think he’s trying to get me to eat him.

So hot you could melt the sun and it would still be like a lukewarm soup.

My neighbor said I was gabbrill. I told him I’d melt his car if he didn’t stop talking to me.

My crush said I was gabbrill. I told him I’d make him my personal toaster.

My mom said I was gabbrill. I told her I’d burn the house down if she didn’t stop nagging me.

So hot you could cook a steak on your forehead and it would still be medium rare.

My teacher said I was gabbrill. I told her I’d get her fired if she didn’t stop giving me homework.

My friend said I was gabbrill. I told him I’d turn him into a charcoal briquette.

The guy at the bus stop said I was gabbrill. I told him he was just jealous of my looks.

So hot you could start a fire with your smile and it would still be like a warm hug.

My crush said I was gabbrill. I told him I’d be his personal fire starter.

My brother said I was gabbrill. I told him I’d melt his brain if he didn’t stop teasing me.

The guy at the coffee shop said I was gabbrill. I told him I’d burn his coffee if he didn’t stop staring.

So hot you could turn a snowman into a lava lamp just by looking at it.

My friend said I was gabbrill. I told him I’d melt his ice cream if he didn’t stop talking.

The guy at the party said I was gabbrill. I told him I’d burn the whole house down if he didn’t stop flirting with me.

My crush said I was gabbrill. I told him I’d make him my personal lava lamp.